How to Flush Marijuana Out of Your System
How to Flush Marijuana Out of Your System
Got a drug test coming up soon? Need to get weed traces out of your system quickly? You've come to the right place.
You see, I've been down this road before. I know how it feels to freak out thinking that your last light up is going to cost you that sweet paycheck. So how do you reduce marijuana levels prior to a drug test?
Follow these steps below:
- Hydrate - Start drinking a ton of water to flush the THC from your fat cells. A safe starting time to do this is about four days prior to the test, but I would start earlier to be safe.
- Go Potty - With all the water you'll be drinking, trips to the pisser will become more frequent. That's good because you need to flush the weed traces out of your urine as well.
- Eat - Raise your caloric intake a couple days before your drug test. This will help stop the fat from burning up and releasing THC traces.
- Take a Home Test - Snag a test from your local drug store and use it to make sure you're negative prior to your test date. If you're not, re-schedule or stall.
Remember, a urine test calculates how much THC is stored up in your fat cells. It's then released into the body and ends up in the urine. The amount of fat you'll burn is based on your diet and exercise.
By increasing your caloric intake, you're putting a halt on the amount fat you burn, thus stopping THC traces from spilling into your fat cells, blood, and urine. It also dilutes any remaining cannabinoids lingering in your body.
Alternatives for Flushing THC Traces Out of Your System
If the method above isn't working, or you're just too lazy to put in the work (lol), there are two alternatives you can look into including:
- Detox Drinks - Beverages like a diuretic forces the kidney to flush out any toxins in your system, including traces of weed. It's not foolproof, but there are stories of success out there.
- Don't Smoke Close to Test Day - If you're really worried about passing your upcoming drug test, try not to smoke until after it's over. After all, it's a surefire guarantee that you'll be clean prior to your test.
That's it, folks. I wish you the best of luck in your occupational endeavors. Oh, and don't forget to love life and smoke good.